How did we end up here?

117 Responses to “How did we end up here?”

  1. jobe Says:

    Dear tony I love you and I miss you hunnnnnggjh

  2. Owen Wilson Says:

    Wow

  3. mike Says:

    OMG laser guns pew pew pew

  4. anal beads Says:

    If anyone else is reading this on February 28 leap year then you like females, if not then you are turned on by priests with anal beads. Your welcome and good bye. ; )

  5. crackhead Says:

    i rode my mom

  6. UR Mumma Says:

    Ok listen up boomers, this cite is awesome BTW BYEEEEE

  7. TheNinjaPhoenix_ Says:

    I hope that in 20 years when im a famous YTber someone will find my comment and be like ‘OMG THENINJAPHOENIX_ WAAZ HERE!!!!’

  8. cu Says:

    sub 2 pewdieie

  9. Torie Says:

    So I was super bored during class today (8th grade science class) and I’ve been using this amazing site called “googleexpirements” with a lot of cool things and all. I love useless websites so i searched “unblcked websites” because we use chromebooks and you can’t search the word “unblocked” and the useless website came. I tried all of them and clocked the little dancing squirrel. Anyone who has a life will probably never see this anyway, but if you do, remember… ThE bIRds wORk fOR tHe bOurGeOiSIe!

  10. Mr.Poink Says:

    How dd I get here? A lot of mistakes, and I mean a lot

  11. Samuel D. Says:

    DO U KNO DA WAe

  12. Ur Mom Says:

    so um i was in 2nd period science class on da chrome books (btw im in 6th grade) at 9:22 am on monday dec. 9th. I was on da useless web and was on the squirell pew pew pew thingy website and it was awesome, but den i saw a baby squirel dancing at da botom of de screen and i was like “OWOOOO” and i cliked on dat dancing furry MASTERPIECE and i got here.

    Ive been procrastinating all class period cuz i dont wanna do my quizlet test.

    Thank you vewy much for the most usefull site on de web.

    DON’T PROCRASTINATE KIDS THE TEACHER CAUGHT ME.

    okay kids i may be ded so make shure u dont do drogs and crap and DO. NOT. procrastinate.

    BIEEEEEEEEEEE

  13. sqwerl Says:

    Skweerlss

  14. VadimTawer Says:

    Здарова

  15. Lievan Astrid Says:

    It must be the work of a enemy stand!

  16. me Says:

    life is what you make. I enjoy useless websites when I am bored and want to see what others have to offer.

  17. gnome Says:

    you’ve been gnomed

  18. sandra Says:

    hiiiiii i am an og user have fun;)

  19. aint telling you Says:

    wut is this

  20. God. Says:

    This is why the world was created, Welcome my children

  21. hate this blog its stupid Says:

    read my name

  22. random important dude Says:

    so i started at a website URLed: https://theuselessweb.site/? and I clicked the button and was eventually forworeded to https://theuselessweb.site/omglasergunspewpewpew/ where i clicked the squirel on the bottom oh by the way im in january 2019 shortly after the queens horse died rn for all future finders 🙂 and im from the us im a 15 year old male born in mossouri during the month of april and apperently juuling ( vapeing basicly water vapor mixxed with flavoring and nicotiene [don’t know how to spell well]) is cool oh and trump is president most hate him but i think he is kinda cool. well if any squirrels are reading this then i hid nut in my balls when i was borned lol um so what could happen in a few years oh something important if you find this the code is 8675309 and the phrase is “I am back” and if you get a responce “its not you” then run as far as possible or type in the whole alphabet backwords into the keypad or mabby i won’t get around to finishing it.

    created by earthing (from a planet called earth),
    located in the united states in 2019 in a subsection of the united states called a state which has been named iowa and i of course live on a planet called earth that is in our suns solar system (sol) and we right now are on the outer edge of the milky way galaxy.

    happy trails to whom ever was procrastinating as hard as i was… well back to my algebra homework i guess… ugg i hate inequalities

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  24. epic gamer Says:

    this is epic

  25. Somegirl Says:

    My friend told me to visit the laser guns website back in 2016, he is now living in another country… i miss him a lot but i he is way happier there, hope he is okay 🙂 (Sorry if my english is bad, im from Chile we dont speak english in here!)

  26. Guy of FUture Says:

    I’m guy of future. THe squirrels will command the world, dunt trust them, they will kill u!
    Their leader is Huran, the squirrel of the laser, it was not a legend, he exist..dont trust them, dont trust in this site. They’re spying u! Turn off your machime.. Good Bye buddy, see u in the day of the last Battle for the humanity!

  27. Raven Says:

    it was a long and fruit full journy before i found myself here. and i am glad to say here i will stay

  28. isabel Says:

    sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weird but funny

  29. ur dad Says:

    THIS SITE SCAMMED ME IT SAID 4000 VBUCKS FOR MY NANS LEFT TOE BUT I ONLY GOT 299 VBUCKS

  30. dickbuttkis Says:

    i was porn and got her somehow

  31. Kraneia Says:

    I enjoyed your shooting squirrel game; however, I was disappointed to have returned and found you have changed it. It was MUCH funnier shooting the floating Trump heads. Rocks? Really?
    PLEASE BRING THE TRUMP HEADS BACK!!! 😀

    (unless, of course, the secret service made the suggestion to change it…. 😉 )

  32. alabama Says:

    How I end up here is a long history…

  33. person123 Says:

    one time i fed a couple of squirrels it was cool

  34. Frank N. Stein Says:

    wow

  35. Steve Says:

    wat iz thiz madness?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  36. Sugar Says:

    I’M GAY!!!!!!!!!!

    what is my life. how did I end up like this, here.

  37. moose maniac Says:

    I am being possed at this moment by a squirrel. my eyes are fogging. my head is dropping. Im falling from reality.

  38. Owen Says:

    THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That Squirl is my mom!!!! Love you mom

  39. bobmcnuggetnugget Says:

    i just wasted my time yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  40. Epix Says:

    DIS IZ AWESOME!!!!!

  41. Noah Says:

    Pew pew

  42. squirrels are my food Says:

    it has taked me years of reaserch and partnershipwith the fbi to lead me to here

  43. nunya Says:

    yep same i came from omglasergunspewpewpew.com

  44. xD Says:

    this is dum like me 😛

  45. Yoyo Says:

    holy crap, all of these stupid pubetic comments ruined the atmosphere of this website completely. what a shame…

  46. cupinto Says:

    pauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu noooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  47. Heeeeeeey Says:

    Oh my God, —, are you OK???

  48. Heeeeeeey Says:

    Sluut Geerl, I will save you… if you go out with me.

  49. WHO?? Says:

    SONTAR-HA!!!

  50. the beep bop drop man Says:

    i must be freed from this squirrel chamber

  51. Nate Says:

    hi

  52. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Says:

    Oh my god this blog is so useful…

  53. Bren Says:

    What have I come across? (The internet)

  54. Shadowfire Says:

    I”M STILL HUNGRY THE SQUIRRELS WILL DIE

  55. xxxxxx Says:

    lmao wtf

  56. Sluut geerl Says:

    HELP ME THE SQUIRRELS CAPTURED ME AND STRIPPED ME AND MAKE ME WER BIKINIY ARE F**KING ME WITH DE DICK EVERY DAY I DO NOT WANT TO LICK ANY MORE SQUIRREL BUTT OR FEET SO HELP ME PULLEASE

  57. Ben Dover Says:

    I’m here because i have lost control of my life and am spiraling into a deep pit of depression and anxiety.

  58. --- Says:

    This may be the last time anybody will ever hear from me.. I was kidnapped about two years ago, I am living in a cage in somebody’s basement. It is almost like a dungeon, they will not let me do anything in here but lay down; I am fed three times a day, I have a sink, toilet, and shower with running water, I have a bed with a pillow and blanket. They came down to feed me and dropped their phone – I saw it falling so I coughed to hide the sound of it falling. I came to this website to post to say hello to my brother and tell him that I am alive, and ok. I will post some update as soon as I can, if I can.. Gotta go now, can’t be long.

  59. Octavia Says:

    This is a VERY weird website.

  60. Shadowsnatcher Says:

    HUNGRYYYYYYYYY SQUIRRELS FEED THE CLANS….
    NEED FOOOD

  61. Shadowfire Says:

    I am a warrior cat. Squirrels are food. This makes me hungry.

  62. Heri Says:

    Who else enjoys seeing Germans trying to say squirrel?

  63. DBR Computer 10 Says:

    Squirrel is threat to glorious motherland. Premier Langovski, Minister of Information Dunechya, and Supreme Leader Doge request the deletion of this capitalist site. Glory to Dogetratzka.

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  64. Trenton Says:

    I HATE HATE HATE SQUIRRELS I HATE THEM AND AM ALSO AFRAID OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME

  65. Bre Says:

    🙂

  66. pollenhuffer Says:

    Help me. I’m being held hostage by squirrels who are forcing me to send out emails as a nigerian prince.
    Please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME! I can’t take this much longer…
    Shhh! They’re coming back…

  67. Henhux Says:

    I like transsexual squirrels so i came here 🙂 I am gay myself

  68. squirrel69kingsta Says:

    i was shooting my laser gun and now im here pewpewpew

  69. squirrel69kingsta Says:

    TIDE PODSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. EPICpieGUY Says:

    Pikachu rode with Lord Farquad on the back of a humpback whale to the land of Guam. while Charlie Sheen roasted 4 kumquats. The wherewolves strike randomly throughout the cereal, FIRE ZE MISSILES

  71. Penguin Says:

    I ended up going to omglasergunspewpewpew.com after being told to by the DJ on Madison 94.1 JJO. 😀

  72. IQBAL Says:

    I TOOK CRAP ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN IT STINKY POO POO

  73. ᕼIᐯᕮ ק๏เร๏ภ Says:

    HIIIIIIIII I LIKE WASPS

  74. alister abe Says:

    whattttttttttttttttttt

  75. wendywand Says:

    notso funny???

  76. wendywand Says:

    not so funny and very boring game xD

  77. Doug Says:

    I am a squirrel.

  78. SZ Says:

    wow nice speech, now I dont want to play with the squirels.

    there is also a gang of squirels living in the tree right outside my house, help!

  79. OMGLASERSPEWPEWPEW Says:

    WUD IS DIS, SPARTA!!!!!!!!

  80. john cena Says:

    Has anyone actually worked out what the way of the squirrel is cos im really confused xD plz reply random interneters (this isnt as bad as tumblr)

  81. squirreldoug Says:

    I have been living the way of the squirrel of the squirrel for 11 years
    I am 11 years old
    I made a YouTube channel dedicated to squirrels
    squirreldoug
    I went to Europe for a holiday and the thing I looked forward to most was seeing squirrels for the first time
    I would do anything to go and see Doug, Douglas and Doug’s mom(yes, I named them)
    Squirrel is love, squirrel is life,
    that is my story
    subscribe to squirreldoug and you will become one with the squirrel

  82. Povilas Says:

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    Pew pew !

  83. Amanda Says:

    Dang, it’s too late to follow the way of the squirrel…

  84. Hi, I'm Tate, I'm dead, wanna hook up? Says:

    Amaaseballz

  85. butt Says:

    i got here from boredbutton.com

  86. Victor Says:

    Happiness is delicious when served with savory phone gravy.

  87. Meli Says:

    The tooth fairy done it.

  88. Laufeyson Says:

    http://www.omglasergunspewpewpew.com/

    and WoW♥

  89. the most amazingly awesome person in the world Says:

    oops I am too awesome to notice the word awesome in ma name is spelt wrong! must be my crappy computer keyboard. all good now!

  90. the most amazingly awesom person in the world Says:

    is this a legit place or am I just TOO awesome to think about it?!

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  93. Laser Gun Squirrel Says:

    I am your squirrel overlord here to enslave your planet, every time you shoot my gun one human will die, this will continue until my laser shooting species will rule your planet. Have a nice day 😉

  94. Jaime Says:

    This is a website from a paralel world, the squirres don´t want us to play with them, they like guns with laser and they can shut us if they want, but they don´t because we provide them with guns…

  95. ezi Says:

    pew pew lazerz!!!!!

  96. Beth Says:

    What is this why is this ? Im confused I was just shooting my lazar gun and now im here? WHERE AM I?!

  97. manuel Says:

    tacos

  98. woot woot Says:

    found this place woot so woot i mean just woot

  99. Squirrle with Guns! Says:

    omglaserpewpewpew.com!Asoume game!

  100. DoctorProbesalot Says:

    Even though I think I took a wrong turn somewhere and accidentally up here, I’m positive I took a wrong turn and accidentally ended up here.

  101. Boddhisatva Says:

    The squirrel is dead.

  102. pewdiepie Says:

    omg what is dis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  103. Maryfoundalazerbeamweildingsquirrel Says:

    Excuse me while I devote my life to the way of the squirrel . Squirrels are love, squirrels are life .

  104. your mom Says:

    i came from omglasergunpewpewpew.com 😉

  105. Ping Pong Says:

    The blog does not open, at least for me. Shame. I am intrigued by the way of the squirrel, and I am more than willing to devote my life to the pursuit of this way of life. Thank you.

  106. Losha Says:

    I was hoping to see some squirrels fornicating.

  107. Lzr Says:

    OMG! LAZERGUNS!

  108. Kiba Says:

    The Elder Squirrels…

  109. Clexis Says:

    Raiha, I have friended you on facebook (Jacob S.) you need to add me!

  110. Raiha Says:

    I think the guild is defunct. I haven’t played WOW in years. Sorry.

  111. Killerworgen Says:

    How big is your guild and I was on the realm Lightning’s Blade, and it said, “0 players total”.?

  112. Kupami Says:

    Wonderful place. Some other strange site brought me here.

  113. Clexis Says:

    Mr. Raiha, how the hell you doin’ buddy?

  114. FuckTard McGee Says:

    Mofukas needa make a nother cray azz qame like thiz sh!t

  115. l3racl Says:

    I ended up here omglasergunspewpewpew.com of course.

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