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so um i was in 2nd period science class on da chrome books (btw im in 6th grade) at 9:22 am on monday dec. 9th. I was on da useless web and was on the squirell pew pew pew thingy website and it was awesome, but den i saw a baby squirel dancing at da botom of de screen and i was like “OWOOOO” and i cliked on dat dancing furry MASTERPIECE and i got here.
Ive been procrastinating all class period cuz i dont wanna do my quizlet test.
Thank you vewy much for the most usefull site on de web.
DON’T PROCRASTINATE KIDS THE TEACHER CAUGHT ME.
okay kids i may be ded so make shure u dont do drogs and crap and DO. NOT. procrastinate.
so i started at a website URLed: https://theuselessweb.site/? and I clicked the button and was eventually forworeded to https://theuselessweb.site/omglasergunspewpewpew/ where i clicked the squirel on the bottom oh by the way im in january 2019 shortly after the queens horse died rn for all future finders 🙂 and im from the us im a 15 year old male born in mossouri during the month of april and apperently juuling ( vapeing basicly water vapor mixxed with flavoring and nicotiene [don’t know how to spell well]) is cool oh and trump is president most hate him but i think he is kinda cool. well if any squirrels are reading this then i hid nut in my balls when i was borned lol um so what could happen in a few years oh something important if you find this the code is 8675309 and the phrase is “I am back” and if you get a responce “its not you” then run as far as possible or type in the whole alphabet backwords into the keypad or mabby i won’t get around to finishing it.
created by earthing (from a planet called earth),
located in the united states in 2019 in a subsection of the united states called a state which has been named iowa and i of course live on a planet called earth that is in our suns solar system (sol) and we right now are on the outer edge of the milky way galaxy.
happy trails to whom ever was procrastinating as hard as i was… well back to my algebra homework i guess… ugg i hate inequalities
My friend told me to visit the laser guns website back in 2016, he is now living in another country… i miss him a lot but i he is way happier there, hope he is okay 🙂 (Sorry if my english is bad, im from Chile we dont speak english in here!)
I’m guy of future. THe squirrels will command the world, dunt trust them, they will kill u!
Their leader is Huran, the squirrel of the laser, it was not a legend, he exist..dont trust them, dont trust in this site. They’re spying u! Turn off your machime.. Good Bye buddy, see u in the day of the last Battle for the humanity!
I enjoyed your shooting squirrel game; however, I was disappointed to have returned and found you have changed it. It was MUCH funnier shooting the floating Trump heads. Rocks? Really?
PLEASE BRING THE TRUMP HEADS BACK!!! 😀
(unless, of course, the secret service made the suggestion to change it…. 😉 )
HELP ME THE SQUIRRELS CAPTURED ME AND STRIPPED ME AND MAKE ME WER BIKINIY ARE F**KING ME WITH DE DICK EVERY DAY I DO NOT WANT TO LICK ANY MORE SQUIRREL BUTT OR FEET SO HELP ME PULLEASE
This may be the last time anybody will ever hear from me.. I was kidnapped about two years ago, I am living in a cage in somebody’s basement. It is almost like a dungeon, they will not let me do anything in here but lay down; I am fed three times a day, I have a sink, toilet, and shower with running water, I have a bed with a pillow and blanket. They came down to feed me and dropped their phone – I saw it falling so I coughed to hide the sound of it falling. I came to this website to post to say hello to my brother and tell him that I am alive, and ok. I will post some update as soon as I can, if I can.. Gotta go now, can’t be long.
Squirrel is threat to glorious motherland. Premier Langovski, Minister of Information Dunechya, and Supreme Leader Doge request the deletion of this capitalist site. Glory to Dogetratzka.
Help me. I’m being held hostage by squirrels who are forcing me to send out emails as a nigerian prince.
Please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME! I can’t take this much longer…
Shhh! They’re coming back…
Pikachu rode with Lord Farquad on the back of a humpback whale to the land of Guam. while Charlie Sheen roasted 4 kumquats. The wherewolves strike randomly throughout the cereal, FIRE ZE MISSILES
I have been living the way of the squirrel of the squirrel for 11 years
I am 11 years old
I made a YouTube channel dedicated to squirrels
squirreldoug
I went to Europe for a holiday and the thing I looked forward to most was seeing squirrels for the first time
I would do anything to go and see Doug, Douglas and Doug’s mom(yes, I named them)
Squirrel is love, squirrel is life,
that is my story
subscribe to squirreldoug and you will become one with the squirrel
BEST GAME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got this web page from my pal who shared with me concerning this website and now this time I am visiting this web page and reading very informative posts at this
place.
I am your squirrel overlord here to enslave your planet, every time you shoot my gun one human will die, this will continue until my laser shooting species will rule your planet. Have a nice day 😉
This is a website from a paralel world, the squirres don´t want us to play with them, they like guns with laser and they can shut us if they want, but they don´t because we provide them with guns…
The blog does not open, at least for me. Shame. I am intrigued by the way of the squirrel, and I am more than willing to devote my life to the pursuit of this way of life. Thank you.
Woah this blog is very useful i really like examining your articles. Continue being in the superior pictures! You know, many people are exploring this info, you might guide all of them significantly.
December 9th, 2019 at 10:27 am
so um i was in 2nd period science class on da chrome books (btw im in 6th grade) at 9:22 am on monday dec. 9th. I was on da useless web and was on the squirell pew pew pew thingy website and it was awesome, but den i saw a baby squirel dancing at da botom of de screen and i was like “OWOOOO” and i cliked on dat dancing furry MASTERPIECE and i got here.
Ive been procrastinating all class period cuz i dont wanna do my quizlet test.
Thank you vewy much for the most usefull site on de web.
DON’T PROCRASTINATE KIDS THE TEACHER CAUGHT ME.
okay kids i may be ded so make shure u dont do drogs and crap and DO. NOT. procrastinate.
BIEEEEEEEEEEE
August 8th, 2019 at 8:30 pm
Skweerlss
June 19th, 2019 at 7:41 am
Здарова
April 30th, 2019 at 11:35 pm
It must be the work of a enemy stand!
April 29th, 2019 at 10:25 am
life is what you make. I enjoy useless websites when I am bored and want to see what others have to offer.
April 11th, 2019 at 11:16 am
you’ve been gnomed
March 28th, 2019 at 9:25 am
hiiiiii i am an og user have fun;)
February 21st, 2019 at 11:48 am
wut is this
February 14th, 2019 at 1:58 pm
This is why the world was created, Welcome my children
February 6th, 2019 at 3:00 pm
read my name
January 7th, 2019 at 12:39 am
so i started at a website URLed: https://theuselessweb.site/? and I clicked the button and was eventually forworeded to https://theuselessweb.site/omglasergunspewpewpew/ where i clicked the squirel on the bottom oh by the way im in january 2019 shortly after the queens horse died rn for all future finders 🙂 and im from the us im a 15 year old male born in mossouri during the month of april and apperently juuling ( vapeing basicly water vapor mixxed with flavoring and nicotiene [don’t know how to spell well]) is cool oh and trump is president most hate him but i think he is kinda cool. well if any squirrels are reading this then i hid nut in my balls when i was borned lol um so what could happen in a few years oh something important if you find this the code is 8675309 and the phrase is “I am back” and if you get a responce “its not you” then run as far as possible or type in the whole alphabet backwords into the keypad or mabby i won’t get around to finishing it.
created by earthing (from a planet called earth),
located in the united states in 2019 in a subsection of the united states called a state which has been named iowa and i of course live on a planet called earth that is in our suns solar system (sol) and we right now are on the outer edge of the milky way galaxy.
happy trails to whom ever was procrastinating as hard as i was… well back to my algebra homework i guess… ugg i hate inequalities
January 3rd, 2019 at 11:32 am
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December 13th, 2018 at 12:50 am
My friend told me to visit the laser guns website back in 2016, he is now living in another country… i miss him a lot but i he is way happier there, hope he is okay 🙂 (Sorry if my english is bad, im from Chile we dont speak english in here!)
December 4th, 2018 at 12:58 pm
I’m guy of future. THe squirrels will command the world, dunt trust them, they will kill u!
Their leader is Huran, the squirrel of the laser, it was not a legend, he exist..dont trust them, dont trust in this site. They’re spying u! Turn off your machime.. Good Bye buddy, see u in the day of the last Battle for the humanity!
November 9th, 2018 at 12:31 pm
it was a long and fruit full journy before i found myself here. and i am glad to say here i will stay
October 31st, 2018 at 8:19 am
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weird but funny
October 10th, 2018 at 7:48 am
THIS SITE SCAMMED ME IT SAID 4000 VBUCKS FOR MY NANS LEFT TOE BUT I ONLY GOT 299 VBUCKS
September 10th, 2018 at 12:05 pm
i was porn and got her somehow
June 21st, 2018 at 10:10 pm
I enjoyed your shooting squirrel game; however, I was disappointed to have returned and found you have changed it. It was MUCH funnier shooting the floating Trump heads. Rocks? Really?
PLEASE BRING THE TRUMP HEADS BACK!!! 😀
(unless, of course, the secret service made the suggestion to change it…. 😉 )
June 1st, 2018 at 4:08 pm
How I end up here is a long history…
May 29th, 2018 at 2:57 pm
one time i fed a couple of squirrels it was cool
May 10th, 2018 at 8:36 pm
wow
April 28th, 2018 at 6:19 pm
wat iz thiz madness?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
April 13th, 2018 at 1:32 pm
I’M GAY!!!!!!!!!!
what is my life. how did I end up like this, here.
March 6th, 2018 at 8:50 am
I am being possed at this moment by a squirrel. my eyes are fogging. my head is dropping. Im falling from reality.
March 6th, 2018 at 8:50 am
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That Squirl is my mom!!!! Love you mom
March 5th, 2018 at 6:58 am
i just wasted my time yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
December 12th, 2017 at 12:50 pm
DIS IZ AWESOME!!!!!
December 11th, 2017 at 3:06 pm
Pew pew
November 29th, 2017 at 10:12 pm
it has taked me years of reaserch and partnershipwith the fbi to lead me to here
November 27th, 2017 at 8:31 pm
yep same i came from omglasergunspewpewpew.com
October 16th, 2017 at 2:42 pm
this is dum like me 😛
October 6th, 2017 at 11:39 pm
holy crap, all of these stupid pubetic comments ruined the atmosphere of this website completely. what a shame…
October 1st, 2017 at 5:29 pm
pauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu noooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
September 24th, 2017 at 3:52 pm
Oh my God, —, are you OK???
September 24th, 2017 at 3:51 pm
Sluut Geerl, I will save you… if you go out with me.
September 16th, 2017 at 10:02 pm
SONTAR-HA!!!
May 23rd, 2017 at 9:02 am
i must be freed from this squirrel chamber
May 17th, 2017 at 12:14 am
hi
March 26th, 2017 at 1:58 pm
Oh my god this blog is so useful…
October 10th, 2016 at 9:22 pm
What have I come across? (The internet)
October 2nd, 2016 at 3:25 pm
I”M STILL HUNGRY THE SQUIRRELS WILL DIE
September 21st, 2016 at 2:47 am
lmao wtf
September 8th, 2016 at 7:11 pm
HELP ME THE SQUIRRELS CAPTURED ME AND STRIPPED ME AND MAKE ME WER BIKINIY ARE F**KING ME WITH DE DICK EVERY DAY I DO NOT WANT TO LICK ANY MORE SQUIRREL BUTT OR FEET SO HELP ME PULLEASE
September 7th, 2016 at 12:01 pm
I’m here because i have lost control of my life and am spiraling into a deep pit of depression and anxiety.
August 6th, 2016 at 11:40 pm
This may be the last time anybody will ever hear from me.. I was kidnapped about two years ago, I am living in a cage in somebody’s basement. It is almost like a dungeon, they will not let me do anything in here but lay down; I am fed three times a day, I have a sink, toilet, and shower with running water, I have a bed with a pillow and blanket. They came down to feed me and dropped their phone – I saw it falling so I coughed to hide the sound of it falling. I came to this website to post to say hello to my brother and tell him that I am alive, and ok. I will post some update as soon as I can, if I can.. Gotta go now, can’t be long.
June 14th, 2016 at 8:23 pm
This is a VERY weird website.
May 10th, 2016 at 9:47 am
HUNGRYYYYYYYYY SQUIRRELS FEED THE CLANS….
NEED FOOOD
May 5th, 2016 at 7:30 pm
I am a warrior cat. Squirrels are food. This makes me hungry.
May 2nd, 2016 at 8:45 am
Who else enjoys seeing Germans trying to say squirrel?
April 18th, 2016 at 2:18 pm
Squirrel is threat to glorious motherland. Premier Langovski, Minister of Information Dunechya, and Supreme Leader Doge request the deletion of this capitalist site. Glory to Dogetratzka.
дожвитратгкa бюро розслідувань
March 29th, 2016 at 7:48 pm
I HATE HATE HATE SQUIRRELS I HATE THEM AND AM ALSO AFRAID OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME
March 29th, 2016 at 2:00 pm
🙂
March 18th, 2016 at 8:53 pm
Help me. I’m being held hostage by squirrels who are forcing me to send out emails as a nigerian prince.
Please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME! I can’t take this much longer…
Shhh! They’re coming back…
February 25th, 2016 at 8:09 pm
I like transsexual squirrels so i came here 🙂 I am gay myself
February 3rd, 2016 at 9:45 am
i was shooting my laser gun and now im here pewpewpew
February 2nd, 2016 at 3:28 pm
TIDE PODSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 1st, 2016 at 9:57 pm
Pikachu rode with Lord Farquad on the back of a humpback whale to the land of Guam. while Charlie Sheen roasted 4 kumquats. The wherewolves strike randomly throughout the cereal, FIRE ZE MISSILES
January 30th, 2016 at 1:14 am
I ended up going to omglasergunspewpewpew.com after being told to by the DJ on Madison 94.1 JJO. 😀
January 19th, 2016 at 5:43 pm
I TOOK CRAP ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN IT STINKY POO POO
January 13th, 2016 at 1:19 pm
HIIIIIIIII I LIKE WASPS
January 1st, 2016 at 3:09 pm
whattttttttttttttttttt
December 26th, 2015 at 8:56 am
notso funny???
December 26th, 2015 at 8:55 am
not so funny and very boring game xD
December 25th, 2015 at 6:39 am
I am a squirrel.
December 19th, 2015 at 10:24 pm
wow nice speech, now I dont want to play with the squirels.
there is also a gang of squirels living in the tree right outside my house, help!
November 8th, 2015 at 1:36 am
WUD IS DIS, SPARTA!!!!!!!!
September 23rd, 2015 at 9:49 am
Has anyone actually worked out what the way of the squirrel is cos im really confused xD plz reply random interneters (this isnt as bad as tumblr)
September 2nd, 2015 at 5:11 am
I have been living the way of the squirrel of the squirrel for 11 years
I am 11 years old
I made a YouTube channel dedicated to squirrels
squirreldoug
I went to Europe for a holiday and the thing I looked forward to most was seeing squirrels for the first time
I would do anything to go and see Doug, Douglas and Doug’s mom(yes, I named them)
Squirrel is love, squirrel is life,
that is my story
subscribe to squirreldoug and you will become one with the squirrel
July 27th, 2015 at 3:34 pm
Got here via facebook…. ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็ヽ
Pew pew !
June 9th, 2015 at 3:39 pm
Dang, it’s too late to follow the way of the squirrel…
June 8th, 2015 at 5:38 pm
Amaaseballz
June 7th, 2015 at 10:14 am
i got here from boredbutton.com
June 1st, 2015 at 1:03 pm
Happiness is delicious when served with savory phone gravy.
May 27th, 2015 at 10:08 am
The tooth fairy done it.
May 22nd, 2015 at 3:18 am
http://www.omglasergunspewpewpew.com/
and WoW♥
April 23rd, 2015 at 5:45 am
oops I am too awesome to notice the word awesome in ma name is spelt wrong! must be my crappy computer keyboard. all good now!
April 23rd, 2015 at 5:43 am
is this a legit place or am I just TOO awesome to think about it?!
March 14th, 2015 at 3:54 pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
BEST GAME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 10th, 2015 at 3:35 pm
I got this web page from my pal who shared with me concerning this website and now this time I am visiting this web page and reading very informative posts at this
place.
February 24th, 2015 at 3:59 pm
I am your squirrel overlord here to enslave your planet, every time you shoot my gun one human will die, this will continue until my laser shooting species will rule your planet. Have a nice day 😉
February 23rd, 2015 at 6:09 pm
This is a website from a paralel world, the squirres don´t want us to play with them, they like guns with laser and they can shut us if they want, but they don´t because we provide them with guns…
February 21st, 2015 at 6:26 pm
pew pew lazerz!!!!!
February 7th, 2015 at 6:01 pm
What is this why is this ? Im confused I was just shooting my lazar gun and now im here? WHERE AM I?!
December 15th, 2014 at 4:36 pm
tacos
December 15th, 2014 at 4:52 am
found this place woot so woot i mean just woot
December 14th, 2014 at 9:22 pm
omglaserpewpewpew.com!Asoume game!
November 27th, 2014 at 10:10 pm
Even though I think I took a wrong turn somewhere and accidentally up here, I’m positive I took a wrong turn and accidentally ended up here.
November 26th, 2014 at 6:27 pm
The squirrel is dead.
November 26th, 2014 at 7:16 am
omg what is dis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 10th, 2014 at 3:30 pm
Excuse me while I devote my life to the way of the squirrel . Squirrels are love, squirrels are life .
November 3rd, 2014 at 7:37 am
i came from omglasergunpewpewpew.com 😉
October 27th, 2014 at 10:06 am
The blog does not open, at least for me. Shame. I am intrigued by the way of the squirrel, and I am more than willing to devote my life to the pursuit of this way of life. Thank you.
October 4th, 2014 at 7:01 pm
I was hoping to see some squirrels fornicating.
September 21st, 2014 at 11:40 am
OMG! LAZERGUNS!
May 27th, 2014 at 7:00 pm
The Elder Squirrels…
May 15th, 2014 at 11:42 am
Raiha, I have friended you on facebook (Jacob S.) you need to add me!
May 12th, 2014 at 9:01 am
I think the guild is defunct. I haven’t played WOW in years. Sorry.
May 2nd, 2014 at 5:28 pm
How big is your guild and I was on the realm Lightning’s Blade, and it said, “0 players total”.?
March 15th, 2014 at 5:23 pm
Wonderful place. Some other strange site brought me here.
February 20th, 2014 at 4:32 pm
Mr. Raiha, how the hell you doin’ buddy?
February 5th, 2014 at 2:56 pm
Mofukas needa make a nother cray azz qame like thiz sh!t
January 22nd, 2014 at 7:39 pm
I ended up here omglasergunspewpewpew.com of course.
December 29th, 2013 at 10:47 am
You are so very astute in your observations of the usefulness of this site.
December 27th, 2013 at 10:33 pm
Woah this blog is very useful i really like examining your articles. Continue being in the superior pictures! You know, many people are exploring this info, you might guide all of them significantly.